Please buy me beer this website was expensive
Hi, I'm Josh. I spent all my beer money on this stupid website and now I need your help.
Hi I'm Josh, and I love beer
Without beer I wouldn’t be the man I am today.
However, the cost of living crisis sweeping the nation has begun affecting my ability to drink. At this rate my weekly bag of cans is going to become too expensive and I’ll have to downgrade to a four pack.
This absolutely cannot stand. Something must change.
Therefore I have decided to make the toughest decision of my adult life. This month I will be buying no beer. No pints. Not a solitary can. Instead, I have decided to invest my money into the beautiful website you see before you.
The concept is very simple, you buy me beer and I'll drink it. Scroll down and select one of the 3 options below – pint, can, or if you're feeling generous you can buy a whole bloody crate.
Was this a good idea? No.
Unfortunately I've already spent all my money on this website so I'm begging you, please, help me get shit faced.
Choose Your Beer
Buy Josh A Pint Of Beer
This is it. It's your time to shine. Buy me a pint. Make the world a better place.
I'm charging £4.45 because that's how much a pint is at my local.
Just click that "Buy Now" button.
It's easy.
It'll make you feel good.
Maybe all your dreams will come true.
Most importantly (and I can't stress this enough) I'll have beer to drink.
Add your instagram handle below and maybe I'll shout you out if I'm not too pissed.
Buy Josh A Whole Crate Of Beer
Become a legend. Become an icon. Get me really really drunk.
They say money can't buy you happiness.
Money can, however, get me absolutely shit faced.
Buy me a massive crate of bloody lager.
Add your instagram handle below and maybe I'll shout you out if I'm not too pissed.
Buy Josh A Can Of Beer
OK look I understand not everyone can afford a pint (I know I can't!).
So here is a cheaper option - buy me a can of beer.
Just one single can.
Come on. Do you know how much websites cost?
This was a really dumb Idea and now I'm broke.
Please. I'm thirsty. And sober.
Add your instagram handle below and maybe I'll shout you out if I'm not too pissed.
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Frequently Asked Questions
| Is this real? Unfortunately, yes. What will the money be spent on? Beer. I think the concept is pretty simple. Is this for charity or something? No, it's to get me drunk. | Why are you doing this? To get beer. How do I get in contact with Josh You can email me on cheers@buyjoshbeer.com Can I get a shout out on Instagram? Add your instagram handle when you place an order and it might just happen! |